Good morning.
Thanks for helping me yesterday. This is for you.
No thank you.
This is my heart, please don't reject it. It's delicious.
It's really fine, thank you.
It's fine. Really.
Here!
I'm sorry, I'm late for work. I'll leave first.
Lin Xiang Hai brought you coffee?
Yeah, he was so early he scared me.
Hey, I never said his name was Lin Xiang Hai. How did you know?
I have a new boyfriend.
Who?
Aiyo, it's just the photographer from the other day at the wedding shoot.
Oh, the black eye bagged one. I said he was your type.
He's my Prince Charming.
I think he is your Panda Prince.
Want to order a coffee?
Enjoy.
Are you stalking me?
No, I just passed by.
Look at him!
Look at him.
I don't add sugar to your coffee, because you're already sweet.
Hello, what would you like?
-Two cups of black coffee, thanks. - No problem. Anything else?
- Please throw out these two cups. - Sure, no problem,
Please wait a moment.
Do you want to get poisoned?
Discount hotel.
♫ She slowly closes her eyes ♫
♫ The corners of her mouth tilt upwards ♫
♫ Through the mountain of people ♫
♫ I detach myself from those affairs ♫
♫ Lovers may have lots of things that they can't figure out ♫
♫ They only know that you don't have to buy a rose if you cannot afford to ♫
♫ Not understanding love. Only enjoying love ♫
♫ Loving so freely ♫
♫ For lovers, not every little thing needs a confession ♫
♫ Also, there probably doesn't seem to be a need to say it aloud ♫
♫ Loving fully with the heart. No interest in guessing ♫
♫ People who have too many arrangements ♫
♫ Have endless arrangements to make ♫
Metro of Love Episode 10
Welcome to "My Phone."
Afternoon tea.
What do you want?
I want to have afternoon tea with you.
Please f**king leave, okay?
Please have afternoon tea.
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Is it that bad?
Prince Charming.
- Have a sip! - No thanks.
Just one sip!
Prince Charming!
A horse?
Did you feel it?
Why is mine a horse?
Can we meet tonight at 8 at BR4?
The weather today was cold and wet, but you are my sunshine.
Sorry for making you wait so long.
Thanks for your coffee.
It was the best coffee I've ever had.
But why did you follow me?
Because I've never met a girl as pretty as you.
There are tons of girls prettier than me. You can't be following each one of them.
You misunderstand. I'm not a stalker.
Other than following you because you're pretty, it was also because we slept together for a night.
That was a unique kind of fate.
Most importantly, my first kiss went to you.
What?
I should... I don't think I...
It's okay if you don't remember. I remember.
But I have to tell you that you following me is getting uncomfortable.
I'm sorry. I don't have any bad intentions. I just wanted to be friends first.
Then we can slowly develop later.
Develop what?
Just a closer relationship than friends... lovers.
I don't want to become any kind of "lovers" with you, okay?
Oh, really?
Really. Please don't look for me again.
I don't want to see you again.
- Okay, see you. - No, don't see me.
- Okay, take care. - Okay.
Where was the shop you told me about?
Okay, then let's meet there.
Boss!
The boss is delivering. He will be back soon.
You should stand up and talk. I don't like talking to you like that.
I want a bag of Geisha.
Geisha is even more expensive than Blue Mountain.
Try and drink this.
Geisha!
This is a Geisha?
This is the Yirgacheffe I recommended before.
Then I'll take a bag.
Thanks. It's really good coffee.
You're welcome.
Hey, I just saw a customer.
Yeah, I just made a sale.
Hey, not bad!
I forgot to take her money.
Oh, it's okay. I'll take if off your pay.
Really?
Wow! Mr. Police! Look! Look! I told you he was in here.
You dirty scum!
Not only is he not paying rent, but he was bullying this weak maiden.
Mr. Police!
Director! Psh! Psh!
Mr. Police, do your job.
Is this Mr. Lin Xiang Hai?
I'm sorry, but your landlord has already filed a complaint to the court.
Therefore, you must immediately move out of tis house.
Or else we have the right to confiscate everything you own.
Right now. Get out!
Director Lin, hurry up.
No, I was kicked out by my landlady. Can I crash at your place?
Really? Great, I'll live there. Are you panting?
I'm home!
Who's stuff is this?
Someone moved in. You know him, too.
Hello.
Huh?
♫ Love, don't leave… ♫
♫ Lovers may have lots of things that they can't figure out ♫
Him?
You!
Anyone would have been better then renting to him!
But he's really pitiful. He was kicked out by his landlady.
Also he said he'd pay the rent on time.
If he paid the rent, would he be here right now?
I'll definitely pay the rent on time.
Also, I'll make coffee for you every morning.
- Coffee, coffee. - I know.
Then, you have to follow our rules.
What rules?
We're really eco-friendly.
You can only open the fridge for ten seconds, and all lights go off after 9pm. That way we save energy.
- Understood! - One shower is 5 minutes.
You can't leave any hairs in the shower, and you can only use one cup of water for brushing your teeth and washing your face.
Can I use water for making coffee?
What do you think? Also you have to put the toilet seat back down after using it.
I'll tell you if anything else pops up.
Clean this up in half an hour!
Yes!
When did you take all these pictures?
Just that time after I gave you your phone back.
Are you a perv?
I'm not a pervert.
I just thought this picture looked really nice.
I named it, "Penelope's Glance."
Penele... what?
Penelope is the wife Odysseus has been looking 20 years for.
Have you heard of the cooking competition?
What competition? I don't know.
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If you don't like it, then I'll take it down.
Wait. It's okay. It looks nice.
Oh, then I'll make some coffee.
Enjoy.
(delete)
Life's Little Happiness
Life's Little Happiness.
You really know how to make coffee.
Coffee is my hobby. Movies are my passion.
I really envy that you know what you want.
Do you have any dreams?
Studying abroad. But for now, I just want to do my job well.
And sleeping well when I have time. I'll be really happy with that.
Do you want to get married and have kids?
No.
Last time I accidentally overheard you and your boyfriend arguing in the elevator.
Marriage can't be rushed.
Then what do you think about me?
What about you?
We can date with the goal to get married.
Are you confessing right now?
Ding Ding Ding! Cut the thought. Confessing is not allowed under this roof.
- Kissing isn't allowed either? - No.
- Really? - Really.
♫ If I call out, I might hold you back ♫
♫ So in my heart I'll whisper ♫
♫ I'll be heading toward my dream, you'll be realizing yours ♫
If you eat fruits to get your vitamins, your smile is my vitamin C.
♫ I only realized the warmth I took for granted after I lost it ♫
♫ Living with loneliness, I gather my courage and live my own way ♫
♫ Before your tears obstruct your view ♫
♫ I'll at least say, "I'll see you again," with a smile ♫
♫ We've hurt each other countless times, but in the end we always forgave each other ♫
♫ Won't that be our irreplaceable proof? ♫
Kabe-don, what's that?
Here, here let me teach you.
No, turn around. You be the girl.
This, kabe, means wall.
- What about don? - Don!
Is just like this. This is the most popular confession move in Japan.
Hey, we're friends! Don't lean so close!
Then you do some sweet talk with her.
Or you can just kiss her.
I don't know what to say.
-Then just kiss her. - How?
- Didn't she kiss you before? - She was drunk.
I'll teach you. Just kiss her like this.
Hey. The gay bar is next door. Don't fool around here.
Anyway, if she doesn't push you away, then just do that.
- Will it work? - It will. It's okay.
Really?
Xiao Xian.
I want to take a picture of you in the apron. I think it looks great.
Really?
Are you copying me?
Am I?
- Where? - Take it here. It's nice here.
I still think we should go to my room.
Let's go.
Okay.
Where?
By the closet.
And then?
What are you doing?
I'm confessing.
Didn't I tell you what the first rule is?
No confessing.
That's right.
I'm shy.
Let's do it like this.
♫ Love, don't leave… ♫
♫ Lovers may have lots of things that they can't figure out ♫
"The Lonely Odysseus." Scene 6, Take 1.
Okay, action!
Wife! Wife!
Cut!
"The Lonely Odysseus," 37th ending!
Yay!
- Normally how many times does a movie end shoot? - Once.
So why did he do it 37 times?
He doesn't have any money so he has to keep filming. It's been 9 years already.
One day I'll end-shoot for real.
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Hey! How did you do that?
I used to play this all the time in school.
I've struggled with this game for 20 years.
My dad taught me before, but I forgot.
Do you still remember filming the Odysseus scene?
Long ago, there was a Greek hero named Odysseus.
He left home to go to war for 10 years.
He was a nomad for 10 years.
He defeated many giants and monsters to come back home
and reunite with his wife and child.
That was my favorite story when I was a kid.
I thought my dad was Odysseus. One day he was gone.
Mom said Dad would come home.
So I waited everyday for him to come back and show me how to untie the game.
But while I waited, I grew up.
Then I found out that my dad's business failed.
So he went to work far away for our family.
Then he disappeared.
Mom kept believing that Dad was okay.
She kept paying the insurance bills hoping that he'd come back.
Then... did he come back in the end?
Odysseus is about a man
who did everything he could to come back to his wife and child.
Sometimes things can't happen in real life, but in movies, they can.
I've told this story hundreds of times. You're the first one who cried.
How much money do you need?
- About 1 million TWD. - I'll lend you.
You can't. You still have to study abroad.
I still have time to prepare for that.
You can return 10,000 TWD a month. No interest.
Is this good?
Then do you have a better idea?
Thank you. I will work hard to repay you.
Xiao Xian! Xiao Xian!
Xiao Xian, do you have some pads?
In my room. Can you get it yourself?
Your's still didn't come yet?
Not yet.
Are you on menopause?
Menopause, your mom.
Where's Xiang Hai?
Filming.
Then do you want breakfast?
I'll make it.
What's wrong?
I felt like throwing up when I smelled it.
Is it that bad?
Could it be you're pregnant?
♫ Love, don't leave… ♫
♫ Lovers may have lots of things that they can't figure out ♫
You have it? (meaning you're pregnant)
I have... a new proposal. Please take a look.
What am I doing?
What should we do?
I don't know.
If you abort it, then do it early. Or else it's dangerous.
I don't want to!
Alright, don't get so aggravatedl. I was just suggesting.
I'll never abort my baby.
I'm already 35. The baby might be the only baby I'll every have.
Does Lin Xiang Hai know?
I'm using the non-alcohol EDI natural water.
Clean and fresh.
Mhh, smells good.
Cut!
Thanks, Director.
- Hey, congragulations on finishing your first ad.
Please. I've done this for so long. It's time to let me direct, right?
You can't be dressing like that if you want to direct.
My idols, Alfred Hitchcock and Christopher Nolan,
dress like this when they direct films.
Your phone's ringing.
Oh.
Hello? I just finished.
What now?
She's pregnant.
My god, really? You're so fierce.
You're Ichiro Suzuki in the world of pregnancy. Your rate of hits is super amazing.
But is the child yours?
It should be.
Want to ask to be sure?
That's not good...
Hi.
- Are you really nervous? - No.
Where you shocked when you heard you were going to be a dad?
I was okay. But I want to add something.
Even though I don't have much money,
but getting married should mean a wedding photo.
The ring won't have a big diamond
and the reception won't be at a hotel, but we can have a wedding party at the pub.
You're in a rush to marry me?
I need to consider it carefully.
You should consider it well.
But I have a small question to ask you.
Are you sure the baby is mine?
You're too much!
I need to refill my tickets.
Sir, this is illegal.
Can I go in, then refill?
Please come over to customer service.
This is for you.
She waited for her husband for 20 years. Stupid, right?
Can you really love if you haven't seen each other for 20 years?
You're not waiting for your husband to come home.
You're waiting for daddy to come home to your son.
I'm Penelope.
What did you buy?
This is your favorite pig's feet.
I waited for so long. The line was huge.
It looks pretty good. Try it.
I'm very certain the baby is yours.
But you don't need to be too pressured. I didn't plan on depending on you.
The child will definitely be born.
But about the marriage,
let's wait and see.
You don't think I'm reliable?
Right.
I'll prove to you that I'm a dependable man.
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♫ Love, don't leave… ♫
♫ Lovers may have lots of things that they can't figure out ♫
If you want to succeed in the mainland, the most important tip is to be down-to-earth.
What does down-to-earth mean?
It basically means that it has to suit the majority's taste.
I can be down-to-earth.
Just by that, I have to toast to you.
There's no more wine.
Don't worry. It's on me.
On you? How can I do that?
You're too polite. A bit more, thanks.
Producer Hu, do you think "The Lonely Odysseus" can be down-to-earth?
It can! Let me tell you, on the mainland, I currently have 3 projects.
Each of their estimates are over $100 million TWD.
But none of their names are a good as your Odys...what?
"The Lonely Odysseus"
Right. They're not as good as your Ossus.
Your title is spectacular.
This subject is uncommon, too.
You have to understand that this kind of sci-fi is hardly seen on the mainland.
My movie isn't a sci-fi, it's an epic.
A sci-fi epic? That's even more rare.
As long as you get listed on Wu Yi or Shu Jia,
the box office will give you 500 million TWD, no problem.
Really?
Come, come. A Taiwanese has to help a fellow Taiwanese.
Give me a hand.
500 million, 500 million.
Fin.
Wow!
Woohoo!
Producer Wu, how was it?
It's down-to-earth, right?
You call that down-to-earth?
I'm about to fall off the earth.
I really admire your courage to keep filming.
To be honest, I don't even see what your movie's trying to say.
Its the story of a man who wants to come home.
Come home? I've been wanting to go home since the beginning.
This film is too abstract.
The background is modern, but the characters are ancient.
The costumes, special effects, and edits are all unrefined.
There was even a pig in it. Are you kidding me?
What kind of audience would want to see this movie?
I wasn't joking.
I just wanted ancient characters to be placed in the modern world.
To create an interesting visual.
Also, didn't you say you'd produce my movie once I finish filming?
My god! Now you're talking just like the other looser directors.
So what if you direct movies? Are you so amazing, so great now?
Everyone should help you, right?
You're acting as if you own this business.
Your brain must be not working.
I've already given you enough respect by wasting 2 hours of my life here.
Don't be too shameless now, okay?
You rude, senseless man! I'm telling you!
Even if you can't understand our movie,
it's your loss!
- Hah? - What are you hah-ing about?
Why don't you get lost already?
He's not down-to-earth, but don't hurt your baby over it.
Desperate ducks.
None of your business!
Don't listen to him.
I think your movie's great. Right, right?
If no one will produce it, I will.
Come here.
Don't be mad.
- Preview - I want to find a stable job. So you and baby can have a good life.
If you marry my daughter, I'll give you dowry plus a house.
I want to rely on myself.
You!
You slept with my daughter and got her pregnant.
The burdens too heavy. You can't be responsible for all this.
It's because of the baby, not because you love me.
That isn't important.
Your belly is still going to get big. Listen to me!
Get lost!
Daddy is useless.
♫ Take down the mask that you've been wearing for so long ♫
♫ Run towards the border of your dreams ♫
♫ The night of the pumpkin carriage ♫
♫ Change to the glass heels of the fairy tale ♫
♫ Let me enjoy this feeling ♫
♫ I'm a lone but proud rose ♫
♫ Let me have a taste of this ♫
♫ The lack of understanding of this chaotic world ♫
♫ Yesterday is too close, tomorrow is too far away ♫
♫ Quietly listening to the dark night ♫
♫ The wind blowing the lotus leaves ♫
♫ Allow me to get drunk by the pond ♫
♫ Wait till you see my beauty clearly ♫
♫ The glow of the moon drying away my tears ♫
♫ That person loved me ♫
♫ Taking my hand and holding it tightly ♫
♫ Hold me tightly and kiss me ♫
♫ Love, don't leave… ♫